Parachute For Sale:

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 9:06:36

Parachute For Sale: Never Been Opened (Used Once).

Post 2 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 12:43:39

What kind of guarantee does it have Bob?

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 16:48:17

Eeeeeuuuuuu! If I buy it, could you at least clean the splattered body parts off first?

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 18:41:46

What I want to know is why you two would even consider buying this parachute?

Post 5 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 23:01:04

I've a couple uses: First, I've some bureaucrats I'd like to give it to as a parting gift. I'd also sell it to the Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum.

Post 6 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Monday, 03-Jul-2006 11:11:12

At one time I worked in a store that sold camping and used military items and yes we would have parachutes from time to time on the shelves stocked to sell. Sometimes parents of young children would purchase them to make like a canopy for their bedrooms as well as for like a shelter set up over club houses in trees. *No guarente with the item **Wonder why.... *Grins